HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it would be fun to take a picture of myself hanging from this ring. It turns out I am much weaker than I realized. I was only able to hold myself up there for about 2 seconds. Luckily someone was ready with the camera to catch it. Is this one more sign that I am getting way too old??? No me gusta.
On a side note, on the way to Granada a Cyndi Lauper song came on the radio. Radio here plays 80s all the time. I love it. The song was "Time after Time", a great classic. The girls with me tried to sing along, but aside from the chorus they didn't know the words. As I sang along, one said, "We're just not old enough to know these words." I hate her. She was punished.