I love me some rules

Pool rules are usually short and sweet...no running, no glass bottles. However, this particular pool had like 17 rules. I especially liked #4 & 5. "No blowing nose in pool" is a great rule, but do we need to put it in print? And then "Persons with diarrheal issues...should not enter the pool"...really??? DIARRHEAL ISSUES!!! And #7..."open lesions". It just gets better and better. You know me and the power of suggestion. I wouldn't have put my toe in that pool once I read all that nonsense!